Quotes – Set VII
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
– Dick Cavett
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
– Adrienne Gusoff
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
– Lily Tomlin
I don’t have a bank account because, I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
– Paula Poundstone
I don’t remember anybody’s name. How do you think the “dahling” thing got started?
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
– Joey Adams
To be or not to be. That’s not really a question.
– Jean-Luc Godard
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
– Milton Berle
Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.
– J. Paul Getty
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
– Victor Borge
The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
– George Bernard Shaw (1856 – 1950)
I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
– Steve Martin
I’m a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
– Lucille Ball
I don’t think I realized that the cost of fame is that it’s open season on every moment of your life.
– Julia Roberts
There’s only one thing money won’t buy, and that is poverty.
– Joe E. Lewis
Don’t look back something might be gaining on you.
- Satchel Paige
Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
– Robert Orben
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
– Tom Stoppard
I am just too much.
- Bette Davis
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
– Bill Cosby
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
– Rodney Dangerfield