Quotes – Set X
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
– Douglas Adams
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
– George Carlin
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
– Jay London
I think serial monogamy says it all.
– Tracy Ullman
We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action.
– Frank Tibolt
You give my regards to St. Peter, or whoever has his job, but in Hell.
– Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
– Unknown
Life is just one damned thing after another.
- Elbert Hubbard (1856 – 1915)
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
– Scott Adams
Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wide as a man’s head.
– Ambrose Bierce
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
– Evan Esar
Never judge a book by its movie.
– J. W. Eagan
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
– Jeff Marder
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
– Margaret Bonnano
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
– Margaret Mead
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
– Bertrand Russell
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
– Bob Hope
Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.
– Helen Hayes
I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
– Emo Phillips
I’m dating a woman now who, evidently is unaware of it.
– Garry Shandling
I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.
– Charles M. Schulz